So you wanna score some xanax from your friendly neighborhood crack head, but he just got arrested & thrown in the slammer. You call up your doctor, but he just got into some shit for writing too many adderall prescriptions to half-retarded hyper kids and now hes being monitored by the dea for suspicious activity. Or maybe you dont have a doctor, or maybe your doctor is a shitfaced know it all like mine is.
Well what are you gonna do? You have some serious anxiety, and you dont wanna end your life with the kitchen knife just yet. So you turn to almighty google, and take a few minutes to search for buy xanax online. Instantly you are offered thousands of different medications, with free overnight shipping! Only 2 bucks a pill, and we ship from the USA! You send off your money, and you never get anything but an email saying something like “haha we took your money, we win, you lose”.
Great- and you cant even kick this guys ass because he hides behind a computer. Well, first of all you shoulda known not to be sending money through western union in the first place, you dipshit. The good news is more and more websites are popping up that review and place test orders from these assholes for you, so you get to benefit from there “experience”. One such website is NPDrugs. Its the best looking site I could find, most of them look like a fuckin retard designed them.
As these sites pop up more and more, its gonna be easier to find the pharmacies that actually send you what you want. TADA, No more getting scammed by 12 yr olds who can use a computer better than you! No Prescription Drug reviews pharmacies all day long, and only lists the ones who ship the fastest and answer emails quick, and without broken english. They only have two listed, which should be evidence that most online pharmacies are garbage scams, or hoaxes that send you ginko biloba and call it “super xanax”.
Now go buy your drugs, new drug laws are making this easier and easier. And if you get ripped off after reading this article, you deserve it. Would you blame me for walking in the rain and ruining my brand new rockin revival jeans if you offered me an unbrella first? I thought so.